Answer by Anna Lapushner:
You have a talent for phrasing a question with the answer already built into it. The answer is: You can't. Any homeless services you offer will attract more homeless people. Your article does beg the question of why the latest hipster trend, as inspired by Zoolander, has not yet to emerge ~ D˚ereLIKT ~ Dress up like a homeless person and see whom of your social "in-crowd" are willing to piss themselves in public just for the fun of it and to get a free one way ticket to an exotic location